I like to sleep

Tsuki | Virgo | ツ

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

fueledbyrydenn:

superhighschoollevelgay:

tiny21dancer:

“I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school.

My classmates and I exchange glances. Well, yeah, we all seem to be thinking together. Isn’t that what they’ve been showing us since middle school?

#also that our grades are more important #than ourselves.

and our mental and physical health.

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

the—brothad:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

The yellow man gives him a HIGH FIVE ON THE WAY OUT.

stardustacolyte:

Don’t buy a girl flowers. Flowers die. Buy her a dragon.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why you should follow Denny’s on Tumblr

joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

image

annabethchasy:

if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

takehisan:

あっちのアカウントに鍵を設けました。

私がよく描く?海の生物がパスワードですクラゲ